The Surreal World of Genia the Paradox |
The witterings, ramblings and general randomness of me, one Genia the Paradox - Order of Merlin (First Class), Writer, Sherlockian, Cumberbabe, Hiddlestoner, Avenger, almost-Whovian, Reluctant Gleek, Kurtsie, Crisstian, Squib, Smut Queen, Unapologetic Shipper of Gays, Proud Ravenclaw (with Slytherin rising), Fanfiction Robot and SexyMuffin. That's my full title, by the way... Do you refer to the cast of Glee by just the actors' first names and expect everyone to know who you're talking about? Can you correctly identify all of Lord Voldemort's Horcruxes? Do you flail every time the names 'Chris Colfer' or 'Darren Criss' are mentioned? Do you know more (and care more) about Quidditch than any non-fictional sport? Would you have sex with Benedict Cumberbatch's voice if it were at all physically possible? Do you sometimes worry that you're actually a Dalek and this is all a dream? Do you think ship wars are pointless? Do you know why you can't just go to Pigfarts? If you answered yes to any/all of these questions than CONGRATULATIONS! You and I will surely get on like a big metaphorical house on fire! |
Let me introduce you to the best advertisement of all time:
Homoerotic, Interracial Priests selling Ice Cream.
the best the best the best
Showed this to my boyfriend. His reaction:
“not sure if commercial for church, gay rights or ice cream
but I support all of them”damn, I would buy that.Holy Homoerotic Ice Cream, Batman…
Why can’t everything be advertised like this?
(via eatmyprimadonna)
this will never be not great
I’m not even gay and I would eat ice cream naked with these two