The Surreal World of Genia the Paradox
|The witterings, ramblings and general randomness of me, one Genia the Paradox - Order of Merlin (First Class), Writer, Sherlockian, Cumberbabe, Hiddlestoner, Avenger, almost-Whovian, Reluctant Gleek, Kurtsie, Crisstian, Squib, Smut Queen, Unapologetic Shipper of Gays, Proud Ravenclaw (with Slytherin rising), Fanfiction Robot and SexyMuffin.
That's my full title, by the way...
Do you refer to the cast of Glee by just the actors' first names and expect everyone to know who you're talking about?
Can you correctly identify all of Lord Voldemort's Horcruxes?
Do you flail every time the names 'Chris Colfer' or 'Darren Criss' are mentioned?
Do you know more (and care more) about Quidditch than any non-fictional sport?
Would you have sex with Benedict Cumberbatch's voice if it were at all physically possible?
Do you sometimes worry that you're actually a Dalek and this is all a dream?
Do you think ship wars are pointless?
Do you know why you can't just go to Pigfarts?
If you answered yes to any/all of these questions than CONGRATULATIONS! You and I will surely get on like a big metaphorical house on fire!
|Fangirl:||You're impossibly gorgeous. And talented. Your voice is... like a jaguar in a cello. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like - like you're the most intelligent person I know. You never say or think bad of others; you always stay positive.|
|Fangirl:||How old are you?|
|Fangirl:||How long have you been thirty-five?|
|Benedict Cumberbatch:||About nine months and fourteen days, I think.|
|Fangirl:||I know what you are.|
|Benedict Cumberbatch:||Say it... out loud.|
|Fangirl:||A British actor.|
|Benedict Cumberbatch:||Are you afraid?|
|Benedict Cumberbatch:||Then ask me the most basic question: Why am I single?|