The Surreal World of Genia the Paradox |
The witterings, ramblings and general randomness of me, one Genia the Paradox - Order of Merlin (First Class), Writer, Sherlockian, Cumberbabe, Hiddlestoner, Avenger, almost-Whovian, Reluctant Gleek, Kurtsie, Crisstian, Squib, Smut Queen, Unapologetic Shipper of Gays, Proud Ravenclaw (with Slytherin rising), Fanfiction Robot and SexyMuffin. That's my full title, by the way... Do you refer to the cast of Glee by just the actors' first names and expect everyone to know who you're talking about? Can you correctly identify all of Lord Voldemort's Horcruxes? Do you flail every time the names 'Chris Colfer' or 'Darren Criss' are mentioned? Do you know more (and care more) about Quidditch than any non-fictional sport? Would you have sex with Benedict Cumberbatch's voice if it were at all physically possible? Do you sometimes worry that you're actually a Dalek and this is all a dream? Do you think ship wars are pointless? Do you know why you can't just go to Pigfarts? If you answered yes to any/all of these questions than CONGRATULATIONS! You and I will surely get on like a big metaphorical house on fire! |
Of the angsty Johnlock variety.
Just a little ficlet but still.
Enjoy!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/558545

A little bit of fluffy parent!lock.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8623292/1/
Read and reblog and review and stuff.
Oh, and enjoy :)

Oh yeah I almost forget I drew this yesterday when I should have been sleeping.
Some genderswap Sherlock.
My girl-Sherlock turned out awesome.
My girl-John isn’t that bad.
But my girl-Moriarty kind of sucks.
But yeah.
So look what I drew yesterday.
A little bit of Powerpuff Johnlock.
I kind of think my Powerpuff John is a bit too short but I am very proud of my Powerpuff Sherlock so hooray.
Ordinary people fill their heads with all kinds of rubbish, and that makes it hard to get at the stuff that matters.
(Source: coleslaws, via superwhomerlinlock)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8504751/1/
Some Johnlock smut, to be specific.
Sherlock and John are on their honeymoon.
And having sexy times.
Enjoy!

Hey look I’ve finally got a fic posted on AO3!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/495684
It’s my first ever Johnlock (if anyone remembers that, I wrote it was ages ago).
I’m putting all my Sherlock fics on my AO3 just because of reasons.
Anyway.
Feel free to read it and stuff.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8389496/1/
It’s basically has no plot.
Just jealous Sherlock and then smut happens.
I’m not really selling it, am I?
It’s really good, I swear!
Even if I do say so myself.
Read, review, reblog, etc.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8371154/1/
My first ever bash at parent!lock.
It’s not very long, but it’s pretty adorable.
Read, review, reblog, enjoy, etc.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8350748/1/
It’s just a drabble.
But married Johnlock at their wedding and stuff.
So hooray.
Read, reblog, enjoy, etc.

Reasons I hate summer:
- it’s hot so I sweat a lot
- it’s hot and I want to wear short but MY THIGHS OMG
- it’s hot and...
Benedict Cumberbatch - 2004 vs 2013
Awww…
“Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything.” — C. S. Lewis, A Grief Observed
What about the part where he’s a fantastic, loving husband to John?